The Clowndoctor Team
Meet the Clowndoctors
Open-hearted characters recognisable by their yellow coats and red noses, Clowndoctors create opportunities to interact and connect with them wherever they go.
Find them in hospitals, hospices and ASN schools across Scotland. Click “About +” to read their stories.
Dr Crumble
The Clowndoctors
About Dr Crumble
Childhood home: Ulladulla - Australia
Favourite food: Meringue – because it's crumbly on the outside and soft on the inside, just like me!
Favourite hobby: Dancing and Synchronised swimming
Why you should sponsor me: If you sponsor me we could dance a pas de deux and I'll tell you my best jokes.
Dr Molotoff
The Clowndoctors
About Dr Molotoff
Childhood home: I hatched from an egg in Siberia!
Favourite food: Scottish fish
Favourite hobby: Sledging
Why you should sponsor me: Because I once met Santa and I can tell you all about him!
Dr CousCous
The Clowndoctors
About Dr CousCous
Childhood home: I spent a lot of time in Africa
Favourite food: All food EXCEPT Cous Cous.
Favourite hobby: Playing Hopping ball – only 2 people know it worldwide!
Why you should sponsor me: Because I can teach you to make lots of different animal noises!
Dr McFlea
The Clowndoctors
About Dr McFlea
Childhood home: In amongst the yellow sunflowers.
Favourite food: Scrummy Scotch broth
Favourite hobby: Thinking! I can think for days and then quite forget what I was thinking about.
Why you should sponsor me: So you can help me in the garden and I can share with you the secret colour of grass!
Dr Beatz
The Clowndoctors
About Dr Beatz
Childhood home: Skater Street!
Favourite food: A double bacon cheeseburger!
Favourite hobby: Roller-skating forwards, backwards and sometimes upwards!
Why you should sponsor me: So I can teach you '2 cool 4 skool' street talk... innit!
Dr Spritely
The Clowndoctors
About Dr Spritely
Childhood home: Smoo Cave on the Northwest coast of Scotland
Favourite food: Haggis, neeps and tatties in a sea of gravy!
Favourite hobby: Getting musical by playing spoons
Why you should sponsor me: So I can introduce you to the faeries in the Highlands.
Dr Groovy
The Clowndoctors
About Dr Groovy
Childhood home: Wherever it was, it was TOTALLY AWESOME!
Favourite food: Smooooo-thies
Favourite hobby: Dancing to groovy tunes under a glitter ball or dreaming of being in a rocking rock band
Why you should sponsor me: So Ferdinand (my Owl) and I can teach you to play air guitar!
Dr Squeegie
The Clowndoctors
About Dr Squeegie
Childhood home: Glasgow of course!
Favourite food: Pancakes, with lots of squeegie syrup!
Favourite hobby: Dancing with her eyebrows and turning invisible.
Why you should sponsor me: So I can teach you all my secret magic tricks.
Dr Wallop
The Clowndoctors
About Dr Wallop
Childhood home: Deep in the Amazon, in a red pencil case.
Favourite food: Mud pies – but only if I've cooked them.
Favourite hobby: Teaching doors how to open and close & disguising myself as a swamp.
Why you should sponsor me: So I can teach you to be nearly as good at everything as I am!
Dr GoGo
The Clowndoctors
About Dr GoGo
Childhood home: I grew up in a roller disco in Glasgow, famous for having the largest disco ball in Europe.
Favourite food: Raisin bread, Nutella and Dime bar sandwich.
Favourite hobby: Flying kites on the beach or at the top of a hill on a windy day!
Why you should sponsor me: You should sponsor me so that I can keep speeding around the wards helping everyone to smile. I can help direct hospital traffic & get fashion tips & excellent jokes to share.
Dr Mousse
The Clowndoctors
About Dr Mousse
Childhood home: France
Favourite food: Jammy Doughnuts - They are magnifique!
Favourite hobby: Dancing - I LOVE Hop Hip (it's different to Hip Hop you know)
Why you should sponsor me: So you can teach me how to do the Highland fling
Dr Pip
The Clowndoctors
About Dr Pip
Childhood home: A plant pot where I grew from the pip of a peach!
Favourite food: Chocolate flavoured bubbles
Favourite hobby: Being a balloon (I'm very good at it) & perfecting my 'Ta-Da' pose!
Why you should sponsor me: Because I have super cool light up scrunchies & I will perform a special thank you dance for you!
Dr Pocket
The Clowndoctors
About Dr Pocket
Childhood home: A small Post Office which also sold Christmas tree lights and hoses and bouncy balls and Blu Tack.
Favourite food: Peas, and lots of them!
Favourite hobby: Visiting the zoo and standing still near the flamingos.
Why you should sponsor me: Because I'm really good at spelling AND dancing, and am equally happy doing either, which is rare.
Dr Biscuit
The Clowndoctors
About Dr Biscuit
Childhood home: A Beach in Ireland
Favourite food: Biscuits.
Favourite hobby: Cycling really really fast
Why you should sponsor me: Because I get easily distracted and forget what I am doing and why I am doing it. Like right now... Wait, what was the question?
“The Clowndoctors co-create the moment with the child. They give them back a sense of control and help them feel powerful in a place where they often feel powerless.”
— Ronan McMahon (Dr Biscuit)
Dr Dan Dee Lion
The Clowndoctors
About Dr Dan Dee Lion
Childhood home: The academy for awesome people that are really cool
Favourite food: Buttered Toast. Buttery goodness.
Favourite hobby: Being really really good at things. Like jumping and eyebrow ballet and being invisible.
Why you should sponsor me: Because then you will be officially 10/10 good as well
Dr Squash
The Clowndoctors
About Dr Squash
Childhood home: I was carved from the foundations of Hadrian's Wall
Favourite food: Anything roasted
Favourite hobby: Going fast. I'm the current world record holder for the 50m bathroom dash
Why you should sponsor me: Because I will teach you how to boil the perfect egg!
